'Marvel! As I offer new insights into the hot topics of the day such as the demise of the SCART lead, The Culture Wars, the differences between crab sticks and rhubarb and the origins of Tirimisu!

Tap your Feet! As Stouffer The Cat spits a little Steflon Don!

Watch in Wonder! at the return of The Badger Parade with guest appearances from The Knitted Character and Abu Hamster

Plus one lucky audience member will get to join me in a double act!'

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